methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

Why is there no 24/7 pizza place??????
spookyboy:

American Beauty (1999)

spookyboy:

American Beauty (1999)

I went to sleep for like twenty minutes and now I am awake again

paetoi:

© KCON USA
highkeygay:

HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE

highkeygay:

HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE

lilreem:

Last time i was at ikea i bought my new bed and the lady was telling me about how to put it all together and i was like so do i have to go find all the separate parts on my own and she was like yes. then i rated ikea in my brain
Customer service  0/10
innovation 0.5/10
cafe 4/10
show room 8/10
free pencil 10/10

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do